[精彩对白] 国产情侣偷拍福利视频
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A Father：Well, Sam, did you get the best marks in your class this term？ Sam：No，Daddy. Did you get the best salary（薪水）in your office？
B
Father：You’ve fought, you bad boy！You’ve lost a front tooth.
Son：No，I haven’t. It’s in my pocket.
C
Son：Why is the sky so high？
Father：So the birds don’t bump（碰）their heads.
D
Jimmy：Mum, the kids at school call me Bighead.
Mother：Don’t worry, son, there’s nothing in it.
E
Husband：Why can’t you make bread like my mother？
Wife：I would, if you could make dough（生面团）like your father.
F
Patient：Doctor, I have a terrible problem. Can you help me out？
Doctor：Certainly. Which way did you come in？
注：help sb out有两解：①帮助某人；②帮助某人走出去。
G
Freddy：I can lift an elephant with one hand.
Teddy：I bet（打赌）you can’t.
Freddy：Find me an elephant with one hand, and I’ll show you.
H
Teacher：Fred, how can you prove the earth is round？
Fred：I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.
I
Passenger：What use is your timetable？The trains are never on time.
Railman：And how would you know they were late if it wasn’t for the timetable？
J
Jim：Last night I had a double rest.
Jack：How do you mean？
Jim：I dreamed I was sleeping.
K
Billy：What did I get for my English test？
Teacher：Well, I’ll give you the good news first. You at last spelt your name correctly.
L
Taxi driver：I can’t stop the car！I’ve lost control（控制）！
Passenger：For heaven’s sake（看在老天爷的分上）, turn off the meter（计程表）！
M
Teacher：Tim, you know you can’t sleep in class.
Tim：I know. But if you were just a little quieter（安静）, I could.
N
Jimmy：Hey, Dad, there’s a big black cat in the dining room.
Dad：That’s all right. Black cats are lucky.
Jimmy：But this one just ate your dinner.
O
Policeman：Now tell me, just what could the other driver have done to avoid（避免）this accident？
Injured（受伤的）driver：He could have gone down another street.
P
Lady：Have you ever tasted chicken soup before？
Man：No I never met a chicken who could cook.
Q
Teacher：Arnold, what would you like to do today？
Arnold：I’d like to graduate（毕业）today.
R
Teacher：Andy, what do you mean by crawling（匍匐前进，爬行）into the classroom three minutes late？
Andy：Well, you told me never to walk in late again.
S
Freddy：I can’t come in the water. I’m terrified（惊吓）of it.
Sam：Don’t worry. It’s not over your head.
Freddy：It will be when I faint（晕倒）.
T
Teacher：Who can tell me what dinosaurs（恐龙）ate？
Student：Judging（判断）by the one in the museum, they didn’t eat anything.
U
Diner：I can’t eat this stuff（点心、蔬菜）. Call the manager.
Waiter：It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.
V
Diner：Is this peach or apple pie？
Waiter：Can’t you tell from the taste？
Diner：No, I can’t.
Waiter：Well, then, what difference does it make?
