【精彩对白】 国产情侣偷拍福利视频
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A Jack：Yesterday I saw you running down the street pushing your bicycle. Jim：Yes. I was late for an appointment（约会）and didn’t have time to get on（上车）.
B
Amy：Anne kissed me.
Mother：How nice！Did you kiss her back, dear？
Amy：Of course not. I kissed her face.
注：back有两解：①背部；②作为回报。
C
Teacher：It’s the law of gravity（重力）that keeps us from falling off the earth.
Sheila：What kept us from falling off before the law was passed？
注：law：①法律；②定律，法则。
D
Teacher：Now, class, are there any questions？
Dan：Yes. Where do these words go when you rub them off the blackboard？
E
Father：What did you learn in school today, son？
Son：I learned to say,“Yes, sir; no, sir; thank you, sir.”
Father：You did？
Son：Yes, sir.
F
Teacher：Sam, if you had three apples and ate one, how many would you have?
Sam：Three. Two outside and one inside.
G
Bud：I’m so late this morning because every step I took, I slipped（滑倒）back two.
Teacher：At that rate（那样的话）, you wouldn’t be here now.
Bud：Oh, I turned around and walked the other way.
H
Ann：I’m saving money to buy one of those small Japanese radios.
Nan：But can you understand what they’re saying？
I
Teacher：If you stood with your back to the north and faced due south（正南）, what would you be on your left hand？
Bess：Fingers.
J
Woman at movies：If my hat prevents you from seeing the picture, I’ll remove it.
Man：Please don’t bother（操心）.Your hat is funnier than the picture.
K
Taxi driver：Sorry, I forgot to turn on the meter（计程表）and I don’t know how much to charge you.
Passenger：That’s OK. I forgot to bring money, so I can’t pay you anyway.
L
Customer：What do these coins（硬币）mean in my soup？
Waiter：Well, sir, you said you’d stop eating here if there wasn’t some change in the food.
注：change：①改变；②零钱。
M
Harry：My face is my fortune（财产）.
Henry：You’ll never have to pay any income tax（所得税）.
N
Doctor：You’re coughing more easily this mornng.
Patient：I should. I’ve been practicing all night.
O
Mother：Please close the window, son. It’s cold outside.
Son：If I close the window, will it be warm outside？
P
Uncle Jack：Did you catch all those fish by yourself？
Smart Alex：Oh, no, I had a worm to help me.
Q
Ned：Pardon me for walking on your feet（踩了脚）.
Ted：That’s okay. I often walk on my own feet.
R
Student：Professor, why do you use three pairs of glasses？
Professor：Well, one is for close, one is for distance, and the third is to look for the other two.
S
Bill：Did you hear about the burglar（窃贼）at alarm（响警铃）？
Marty：No, what about it？
Bill：The burglar didn’t hear about it either. That’s why he’s in jail（坐牢）now.
T
Fred：My teacher does good bird imitations（模仿鸟的动作）.
Ted：What kind of bird？
Fred：She watches me like a hawk（鹰）.
U
Harry：Sorry you have a toothache. I’d have that tooth pulled if it were mine.
Larry：So would I, if it was yours.
